I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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