A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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