Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
