About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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