The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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