the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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