WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
tell me about the fingering
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