Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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