so explain again why im purple
no
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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