I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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