I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize
