You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
