So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Randomize
