And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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