she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
cat food counts as protein by the way
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
i think i just lost a toe
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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