It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
