How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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