Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I got inside last night via doggy door
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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