love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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