Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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