Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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