Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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