doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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