no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Sober January is a disaster.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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