just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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