Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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