walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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