the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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