Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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