Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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