I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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