Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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