just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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