True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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