just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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