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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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