escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Sext me about skeletons
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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