Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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