One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
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