So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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