How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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