Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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