"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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