used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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