Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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