i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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