I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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