Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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