Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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