If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Randomize