hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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