I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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