This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
