I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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