Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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