Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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