ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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