I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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